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CHRISTMAS COLLECTION

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SANTA DOESNT BELIEVE IN YOU EITHER

SANTA DOESNT BELIEVE IN YOU EITHER
$58.00
$58.00
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THANKS FOR BEING A MODERATELY DECENT PERSON THIS YEAR CARD

THANKS FOR BEING A MODERATELY DECENT PERSON THIS YEAR CARD
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HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS CHRISTMAS CARD

HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS CHRISTMAS CARD
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SANTA DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOU EITHER HOLIDAY CARD

SANTA DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOU EITHER HOLIDAY CARD
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FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA FUCK HOLIDAY CARD

FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA FUCK HOLIDAY CARD
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from $5.00
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MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHER FUCKER CARD

MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHER FUCKER CARD
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YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® TEE BLACK
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Pseudo Sub Box

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FUCK AROUND + FIND OUT TEE

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Do all things with kindness you fucker sticker pseudo force

Do all things with kindness you fucker sticker
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YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® BLACK STICKER

YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® BLACK STICKER
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WHAT IS PSEUDO FORCE?

Pseudo Force (or inertia) is Newton's first law that states an object in motion stays in motion. Similar to when you slam your breaks, you move forward but your car stops.

When it feels like your whole world is stopping, I hope Pseudo's message keeps moving you forward.