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GYM BANNER - YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® GYM BANNER

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Do all things with kindness you fucker sticker

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RE-RACK YOUR FUCKING WEIGHTS STICKER

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TAKE UP SPACE STICKER

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YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® BLACK STICKER

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YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® GYM DUFFLE BAG

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GRAY PSEUDO BEANIE

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You Did Not Wake Up Today To Be A Weak Ass Bitch (TM) STICKER

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Fuck Around + Find Out Sticker

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MUSCLE MOMMIES DO IT BETTER

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PSEUDO TRAINING LOG

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TAN PSEUDO BEANIE

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BITCHIN' CAMO TRUCKER HAT

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HIT MAXES EVADE TAXES TRUCKER HAT

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RE-RACK YOUR FUCKING WEIGHTS GYM BANNER

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DON'T BE A DICK STICKER

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FUCK CANCER STICKER

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WHAT IS PSEUDO FORCE?

Pseudo Force (or inertia) is Newton's first law that states an object in motion stays in motion. Similar to when you slam your breaks, you move forward but your car stops.

When it feels like your whole world is stopping, I hope Pseudo's message keeps moving you forward.