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fitness quotes for women

YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® TEE BLACK

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You Did Not Wake Up Today To Be A Weak Ass Bitch Print

You Did Not Wake Up Today To Be A Weak Ass Bitch Print

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FULL FUCKING SEND TEE

FULL FUCKING SEND TEE

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FUCK AROUND + FIND OUT TEE

FUCK AROUND + FIND OUT TEE

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Dump Truck Daddy Tee

Dump Truck Daddy Tee

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MUSCLE MOMMY SPLATTER TEE

MUSCLE MOMMY SPLATTER TEE

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STRONG MOTHER FUCKER TEE

STRONG MOTHER FUCKER TEE

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THICC AND JUICY SPLATTER TEE

THICC AND JUICY SPLATTER TEE

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MUSCLE MOMMY BLEACH HOODIE

MUSCLE MOMMY BLEACH HOODIE

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Pseudo Sub Box

Pseudo Sub Box

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YOU ARE THAT BITCH

YOU ARE THAT BITCH

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motivational quote for the gym sticker. Black and white, saying You Did Not Wake Up Today To Be A Weak Ass Bitch. There is a trademark symbol on the sticker

You Did Not Wake Up Today To Be A Weak Ass Bitch (TM) STICKER

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black and white motivational quote gym clothes for women and men

YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® SPLATTER TEE

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BADDIE CREWNECK

BADDIE CREWNECK

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YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® OD GREEN SWEATPANTS

YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® OD GREEN SWEATPANTS

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MUSCLE MOMMY GRAY TEE

MUSCLE MOMMY GRAY TEE

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motivational gym quote white you did not wake up today to be a weak ass bitch on black women's tank top

YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® WOMEN'S TANK TOP

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YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® SAND SWEATPANTS

YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® SAND SWEATPANTS

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Do all things with kindness you fucker sticker

Do all things with kindness you fucker sticker

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BLEACH PSEUDO SWEATPANTS

BLEACH PSEUDO SWEATPANTS

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YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® BLACK SWEATPANTS

YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® BLACK SWEATPANTS

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Fuck Around + Find Out Women's Tank

Fuck Around + Find Out Women's Tank

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Fuck Around + Find Out Sticker

Fuck Around + Find Out Sticker

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Don't Be A Dick Sticker

Don't Be A Dick Sticker

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FULL FUCKING SEND LADIES TANK

FULL FUCKING SEND LADIES TANK

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A woman posing in a fuck around and find out pink shirt between bicep curl sets.

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT RUBY T SHIRT

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YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® BLACK HOODIE

YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® BLACK HOODIE

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GRAY PSEUDO BEANIE

GRAY PSEUDO BEANIE

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YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® GRAY SWEATPANTS

YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® GRAY SWEATPANTS

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FUCK IT BLACKOUT HOODIE

FUCK IT BLACKOUT HOODIE

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MUSCLE MOMMY MAUVE CROP TANK

MUSCLE MOMMY MAUVE CROP TANK

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YOU FUCKING MATTER MENTAL HEALTH HOODIE

YOU FUCKING MATTER MENTAL HEALTH HOODIE

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WOMEN'S PSEUDO BLACK SHORTS

WOMEN'S PSEUDO BLACK SHORTS

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MUSCLE MOMMY BREEZY CROP TANK

MUSCLE MOMMY BREEZY CROP TANK

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Full Fucking Send Dark Camo Hoodie

Full Fucking Send Dark Camo Hoodie

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FUCK BLACKOUT TEE

FUCK BLACKOUT TEE

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BLACKOUT PSEUDO BRAND HOODIE

BLACKOUT PSEUDO BRAND HOODIE

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YOU ARE THAT BITCH BLACKOUT TEE

YOU ARE THAT BITCH BLACKOUT TEE

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A woman doing shoulder presses wearing a green tie dye shirt that says You Did Not Wake Up Today To Be A Weak Ass Bitch from Pseudo Force.

YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® GREEN MARBLE TSHIRT

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Take up space tank top on a female athlete doing rope tricep pull downs workout.

TAKE UP SPACE WOMEN'S TANK

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STRONG MOTHER FUCKER BLACKOUT TEE

STRONG MOTHER FUCKER BLACKOUT TEE

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WHAT IS PSEUDO FORCE?

Pseudo Force (or inertia) is Newton's first law that states an object in motion stays in motion. Similar to when you slam your breaks, you move forward but your car stops.

When it feels like your whole world is stopping, I hope Pseudo's message keeps moving you forward.