YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® SPLATTER TEE

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Do you ever wake up + immediately start talking yourself into going to the gym?! Not anymore! Pseudo's trademarked "You did not wake up today to be a weak ass bitch" has made a comeback on this black and white splatter tee! It doubles as a great oversize rest day essential paired with our Weak Ass Bitch sweatpants.

You Did Not Wake Up Today To Be A Weak Ass Bitch® is a registered trademark of Pseudo Force. Reg no. 7070238

DETAILS:

  • Handmade in Des Moines, Iowa at Pseudo HQ
  • Woman owned business
  • 100% cotton - please hang to dry or tumble dry low.
100% cotton
Sizing on all tees are unisex
  • For a more relaxed fit choose your normal size.
  • For an oversized fit, size up
Body length Chest width
Small
26.35
18.25
Medium
28
20.25
Large
29.25
22
XL
30.75
24
2XL
31.75
29.75

 Measurements in inches

 

Designed and hand printed by Allie of Pseudo Force in Des Moines, Iowa.

  1. Machine wash cold with like colors
  2. Hang to dry or tumble dry low
  3. Do not bleach
  4. Do not iron

PLEASE READ - I am a one woman handmade shop. Please allow a minimum of five business days (+/-) before your order is shipped.

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