YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® SPLATTER TEE

Do you ever wake up + immediately start talking yourself into going to the gym?! Not anymore! Pseudo's trademarked "You did not wake up today to be a weak ass bitch" has made a comeback on this black and white splatter tee! It doubles as a great oversize rest day essential paired with our Weak Ass Bitch sweatpants.

You Did Not Wake Up Today To Be A Weak Ass Bitch® is a registered trademark of Pseudo Force. Reg no. 7070238

DETAILS:

• Handmade in Des Moines, Iowa at Pseudo HQ
• Woman owned business
• 100% cotton - please hang to dry or tumble dry low.

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Orders are shipped 7-14 business days after purchase, but we try to get them earlier!

Cancellations, order edits, address changes and size swaps are not available once your order is placed.

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⚡️ RETURNS

WE ONLY OFFER STORE CREDIT FOR RETURNS! Email support@pseudoforce.com with any questions regarding fit, styling, or our return policy.

Much care is put into personally packing every order. Please allow up to 7-10 business days before your order is shipped. 

WE ONLY OFFER STORE CREDIT FOR RETURNS. Review Terms + Conditions for more information+ contact customer service at support@pseudoforce.com