YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TODAY TO BE A WEAK ASS BITCH® SPLATTER TEE
- Regular
 - $38.00
 
- Sale
 - $38.00
 - Regular
 - $38.00
 
- Unit Price
 - per
 
Do you ever wake up + immediately start talking yourself into going to the gym?! Not anymore! Pseudo's trademarked "You did not wake up today to be a weak ass bitch" has made a comeback on this black and white splatter tee! It doubles as a great oversize rest day essential paired with our Weak Ass Bitch sweatpants.
You Did Not Wake Up Today To Be A Weak Ass Bitch® is a registered trademark of Pseudo Force. Reg no. 7070238
DETAILS:
- Handmade in Des Moines, Iowa at Pseudo HQ
 - Woman owned business
 - 100% cotton - please hang to dry or tumble dry low.
 
- For a more relaxed fit choose your normal size.
 - For an oversized fit, size up
 
| Body length | Chest width | |
| Small | 26.35 | 18.25 | 
| Medium | 28 | 20.25 | 
| Large | 29.25 | 22 | 
| XL | 30.75 | 24 | 
| 2XL | 31.75 | 29.75 | 
Measurements in inches
Designed and hand printed by Allie of Pseudo Force in Des Moines, Iowa.
- Machine wash cold with like colors
 - Hang to dry or tumble dry low
 - Do not bleach
 - Do not iron
 
PLEASE READ - I am a one woman handmade shop. Please allow a minimum of five business days (+/-) before your order is shipped.
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