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WHAT IS PSEUDO FORCE?

Pseudo Force (or inertia) is Newton's first law that states an object in motion stays in motion. Similar to when you slam your breaks, you move forward but your car stops.

When it feels like your whole world is stopping, I hope Pseudo's message keeps moving you forward.