The 2021 Gift Guide that Fucking Slaps.

The 2021 Gift Guide that Fucking Slaps.

Another year of fuckery is coming to a close. This year let's skip the bullshit and give them something that will stand the test of time - dope ass vibes.

Maybe your dad works from the living room. Perhaps your girlfriend just started her business in her home office. Make their space an aesthetic vibe that doubles as a motivational (and loving) bitch slap.

GIFTS FOR HER

She is bold. She is loud, vivacious and she is sassy as fuck. Whether she is your girlfriend, your best friend, or your badass mom - let her know you love THE FUCK out of her.

Take Up Space 

Inspired by a message I sent one of my besties, Take Up Space is all about allowing yourself to authentically be you. Society gives us a narrative to live in within parameters - I say FUCK THAT. Take up space sis! In the office, your relationship or the gym. You deserve to be there.

You Are That Bitch

I found myself shouting this as I was driving home from the gym - I am that woman I dream of manifesting. Whether her goal is to be an entrepreneur building her empire or she’s been kicking ass the entire year with anxiety and depression. She is that bitch and sometimes the strongest women need the most encouragement.

GIFTS FOR HIM

The best gift you can get the man in your life isn't the latest tech gadget, cologne, or another tie (seriously, they have enough) - it's giving them a fire under their ass to go after their dreams. Give dad, your hubby, boyfriend or even bestie the gift of hype!

You Did Not Wake Up Today To Be A Weak Ass Bitch

My most popular motivational quote (and trademark pending) of the year! It's all about that self talk. The bitch voice that keeps us in our comfort zone and puts limiting beliefs in our subconscious mind

You did not wake up today to be a weak ass bitch trademark quote from allie ruby in mid century modern home with black walls

You Fucking Got This

Sometimes he needs a little reminder of how capable he is. Give him the extra nudge when he needs it most!

GIFTS FOR THE ASSHOLE FRIEND

Salty sarcasm and insults are a thing between you and someone in your friend group, these are just for you.

Sticks and stones

Soft bullying and shit talking, an absolute must

Welcome to the shit show 

Whether it's their life or their vibe they bring to the room.

 

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