In the event you live under a rock (or you don’t spend hours scrolling through TikTok or Instagram), muscle mommies are basically the latest “that bitch” moment.
We’re talking the millenial Mary-Kate and Ashley of the gym industry, and we’re hella feral.
We have muscles, lift heavy as fuck, and eat so much fucking food.
@big.nic.energy has the biggest quads. True muscle mommy mommy moment.
What does muscle mommy mean?
According to TikTok, a muscle mommy is
“A woman who has muscles, lifts heavy AF, and is an inspiration for others”.
Excuse me while I summon my 2016 fitness influencer self to tell her she doesn’t need to drink skinny margaritas anymore.
Are you a muscle mommy?
SO. To figure out if you’re any of these, I have laid out a scientific* work-flow to help you figure out if you’re a muscle mommy or nah.
Welcome to the club, bitch!
You're officially in the Pseudo Muscle Mommy Club!
Grab a muscle mommy shirt, crew necks and sweat shirt. Be sure to tag us in your stories!
*When I say “scientific”, I got my bachelors in genetics in 2012. I need to feed my nerd ego a bit since leaving my FT in biotech.
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