Pseudo Black Friday Sale!
Raise your hand if you're grateful we don't need to sit outside stores at 12 AM FREEZING for black Friday deals 🙋🏼♀️ Pseudo has a massive Buy One Get One... Read More
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Muscle mommies are hot AF. Are you one?
Have you ever wondered wtf a muscle mommy is? God forbid, to even know if you are one.
Dump truck drop 4.0
Baddies + daddies! You’ve been busting ass all winter and we’re FINALLY at a point where you can actually enjoy your results with all the D. Vitamin D ;) This... Read More
FUCK YOUR EXCUSES | Drop 2.0
Fuck your excuses babyyyyyyyy SET YOUR ALARMS FOR FEB 17 AT 11 AM CST! BFFR. be fucking for real. How many times has your bitch voice talked you out of... Read More
FUCK AROUND + FIND OUT | Drop 1.0
All right, the first drop of the fucking year! FUCK AROUND + FIND OUT. I chose this phrase for the start of the year because for me, this phrase... Read More
😈 The NEW YEAR motivational speech you've been waiting for
^ what I call my friends following pseudo on IG every day This is your loving bitch slap going into 2023. whatever the fuck you want to come out of... Read More
A BLACK FRIDAY - NOVEMBER DROP
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I’m so proud of this drop! Everything I designed + made makes me feel fucking JAZZED. WEAK ASS BITCH BLEACH TIE DYE I’ve been contemplating making... Read More
LOCKED IN - OCT 2022 DROP
This month we have had INCREDIBLE October vibes here in Des Moines Iowa! I've been spending my mornings outside on my deck watching the sun rise, sipping coffee, and cuddled... Read More
FALL VIBES - SEPT 2022 DROP
OMFG THE FIRST REAL BLOGGY BLOG FROM YOUR GIRL! AHH! Thanks so much for being here! Ok but for real do these not slap harder than Will Smith?! When... Read More